boyz on tinder wanna meet up lmao tinder is so good for self esteem

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I LEFT A WET CUP ON MY NOTES

ugh at least these are the ones I’m transferring to a bound notebook. I’ll probably still be able to read it when it dries

when I read the book the first time I guess I missed the bit where he’s ultra Russian and for some reason I imagined him as a hick with a ginger mullet… what is wrong with me

VASILIY FLIRTING WITH GIRLS TO GET WHAT HE WANTS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD like usually it’s the ~hot yet stealthy chick~ flirting her way in but NOPE. GIANT RUSSIAN RAT EXTERMINATOR

thought I could salvage it. nope

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person