princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

someone found a little friend! (at Cobalt Studios Inc)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

arduous-equinox replied to your post: “serious question: how much tequila and margarita mix do I need to make…”:
i think it really depends on how strong you want them to be but i’d probably start out with a ratio of 2:1 mix to tequila- so about 12 oz of tequila and 24oz of mix for 12 drinks?~~

oh son we ended up making them 3:1 and it was pretty strong, I think 2:1 would knock you backwards

gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

serious question: how much tequila and margarita mix do I need to make margaritas for a dozen people?

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