there’s no book club?! — Hogwarts House Sorting meme kaidasalene asked:...

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kaidasalene asked: River Tam from Firefly
““What are we up to, sweetheart?”
“Fixing your Bible.”
“I, um… What?”
“Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn’t make sense.”
“No, no. You-you-you can’t-”
“So we’ll...

Hogwarts House Sorting meme

kaidasalene asked: River Tam from Firefly

“What are we up to, sweetheart?”
“Fixing your Bible.”
“I, um… What?”
“Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn’t make sense.”
“No, no. You-you-you can’t-”
So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah’s ark is a problem.”
“Really?”
“We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.”
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