garyonmywaywardson asked, "Put dewgongs face on bulbasaurs body i promise youre gonna die from the cute"

BLVHDSGK
can you imagine like a little puppy version of this runnin around
tripping over stuff
sometimes he sneezes and a puff of snow comes out of his bulb
lucybarker asked, "wat is this plan in action u speak of"
still working on it
it ends in bronx and phoebe being best friends and me having the opportunity to lick your face
this doesn’t mean i will lick your face it just means i’ll have the opportunity
aproperroman asked, "A year and a half later and I'm STILL bitter that we never got a picture together."
*shakes fist at the sky*
Anonymous asked, "Do you know if they're going to release a full Les Mis soundtrack? They have the highlights version, but it doesn't have the good ones (Children of the Barricade, Can You Hear the People Sing)."
i have nooooo idea, i don’t really keep up with that stuff, sorry
Anonymous asked, "just stopped by to tell you in love your url"
aaaaahh thank you it’s a good one innit
lucybarker asked, "NOT THAT HARD. i can't deal with these dumb fuckers. i'm done. i'm going back to illyria. gOODBYEEEEE REAL WORLD"
nope you have to suffer the morons like the rest of us
lucybarker asked, "fucking jesus crhRIST it's not that hard like... if you don't have a place to crash or need to get your car home for whatever reason DON'T GET DRUNK IT'S NOT. THAT. HARD. i know i do it EVERY TIME I GO OUT."
I KNOW RIGHT. you fucking designate a DD or you don’t drink when you’re out you don’t get to DRINK AND THEN DRIVE AND THEN WHINE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HAVING CRASH PAD PRIVILEGE
lucybarker asked, "u hav sobr driving privilege die cis scum"
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