champagne-and-accordions:

Every time someone calls Benedict Cumberbatch “Benny” I throw up in my mouth.

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via turnerbilletdoux)

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

(via dirkspantaloons)

(Source: fatboydiet, via redofthewolves)

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(Source: linalux, via boondollar)

crawling my way to the end of this semester

(Source: elvishness, via champagne-and-accordions)

egberts:

im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say

(via havetardiswilltravel)

ask-hiccup-and-jack:

prussiass:

previouslysane:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

im not evne fucking joking

I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years 

and will keep on laughing at it

(Source: cryaotic, via dusknitemaren)

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