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(Source: itsahatherell)

me: MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
mom: you have heard this a million times before
me: but it's on the radio
mom: so?
me: iT'S ON THE RADIO
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#gpoy

champagne-and-accordions:

Every time someone calls Benedict Cumberbatch “Benny” I throw up in my mouth.

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

(Source: geeksotospeak-inactive)

(Source: fatboydiet)

(Source: linalux)

crawling my way to the end of this semester

(Source: elvishness)

egberts:

im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say