mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

  1. me:MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
  2. mom:you have heard this a million times before
  3. me:but it's on the radio
  4. mom:so?
  5. me:iT'S ON THE RADIO

champagne-and-accordions:

Every time someone calls Benedict Cumberbatch “Benny” I throw up in my mouth.

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

crawling my way to the end of this semester