oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
I think we all regret our first urls.
YOUR URL IS A MEME YOU SHOULD REGRET YOURS RIGHT NOW
I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
i made a joke that was a joke
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
I worry about the children of people on this website.
jesus died for your sins not tragedies
Javert: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means?
Valjean: Yes, it means I’m free.