"Upgrades are going well, Sir, but it seems when I get to the end of a sentence I say the wrong cranberry." — J.A.R.V.I.S., Iron Man 3 (via sitarmuffin)

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rupurtgrint:

girls just wanna have fun I’m not a princess, I don’t need saving. I’m a queen, I got this shit handled.

001. Black and Gold - Ellie Goulding | 002. Rule the World - Selena Gomez | 003. Haters Anonymous - Sky Ferriera | 004. Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds | 005. Every Chance we get we run - Tegan and Sara | 006. Oath - Cher Lloyd | 007. Summer Nights - Florrie | 008. How Ya Doin - Little Mix | 009. Heart Attack - Demi Lovato | 010. Mother Protect (Goldroom remix) - Niki and the Dove | 011. Anything Could Happen - Ellie Goulding | 012. Here’s to Never Growing up - Avril Lavigne | 013. I Love it - Icona Pop | 014. Hurricaine - Bridgit Mendler | 015. Shut up and let me go - The Ting Tings | 016. How to be a Heartbreaker - Marina and the Diamonds | 017. 17 - Sky Ferriera | 018. C’mon let me Ride - Skylar Grey ft. Eminem

(via champagne-and-accordions)

• Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
• Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
•  Abolish the death penalty, bring back the gonad crushing.

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

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bludgertothehead:

the noble and most ancient house of #000000

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watchtheskytonight:

elli-wayne:

Tutorial - Wands

This. This is epic.

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happyds:

someone asked for sollux

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jasjuliet:

lizziebennet582:

domskeet:

If anyone has source, lemme know.

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

CHRIST ALMIGHTY IN THE HIGHEST.

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miss-love:

ohsummerrain:

byeproductivity:

omg you can’t just ask people why they’re ignorant

^^^^THAT. THAT IS THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

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